Everyone’s favorite summer holiday is right around the corner, and with it comes bong-focused get-togethers with some of your good friends.
One of the worst things you can have is a dirty bong. Not only is it visually disgusting, it totally ruins the festivities. Taking a hit from a dirty bong will likely make you and your guests feel… gross and terrible.
So, before you enjoy the fireworks, we wholeheartedly recommend that you clean your bong. In today’s post, we’re going to list a few reasons why you should clean your bong this 4th of July.
Bacteria and parasites love dirty water. Do you see a dark, nasty resin within your glass? That resin is teeming with ambitious bacteria and parasites, and they’re in your bong due to the collection of dirty water. Scientists have observed that bacteria becomes active merely 22-24 hours after sitting in stagnant water. These microbes multiply rapidly, and the biofilm within the bong hardens with each puff.
Yeast, bacteria, and pathogens use your bong as a playground. And when you inhale from your bong, those nasty microbes enter your respiratory tract— straight into your lungs. When this happens, you are at a high risk for infection and disease. It’s not uncommon to get pneumonia, strep throat, emphysema cholera, and even malaria. Does it really make sense to have a dirty bong and potentially contract a debilitating disease? Take the time to fully clean your bong.
A dirty bong gives off a horrific taste. Nasty, clogged bowls taste terrible, keeping you from fully enjoying your bong session. And during July 4th, you don’t want your friends choking on disgusting, stinky smoke. It’ll leave a bad impression, and it’ll guarantee you won’t enjoy the substances within your bong. Clean bongs simply give off a better taste. You should want you and your friends to enjoy your bong hits, not cringe in horror due to the nauseating taste and smell of a dirty bong.
Clean bongs offer smooth hits. A dirty bong will clog the airflow, which is something you obviously don’t want when you smoke. One of the main draws of using a bong (as opposed to a joint) is that the smoke is cooled and filtered before you take the hit. This reduces the irritation in your throat, creating what many people find to be a much more enjoyable smoking experience. Having a dirty bong defeats this whole purpose.
Clean Your Bong to Really Enjoy July 4th
The flagship holiday of the summer season is meant for good vibes and fun times. Get-togethers with your friends require a good smoking session, and when your bong is clean, you’ll be able to rip smooth and clean.
A gross, unkempt bong is a huge no-no when you smoke. We’ve all have been lazy with our bong at some point, but with our bong cleaning kit, there is no excuse to have a dirty bong.
Cleaning your bong with our products is as simple as pouring the gel, placing the cap over the openings, shaking the bong, and giving it a rinse.
Don’t be the lame friend with a dirty bong— keep it clean, and enjoy the 4th of July the way you’re supposed to.